Thursday, October 31, 2013

Guest Stupidity

"Tootsie Rolls are the pennies of Halloween."

Friday, October 25, 2013

Guest Stupidity

"Nerd girl quote of the day: Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the sheets."

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

(While watching a news article about biomimicry in robotics, regarding a pincer fashioned after a fish fin, designed for flexibility:) "When the machines rise up, at least they'll squeeze your head gently before separating it from your body."

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Guest Stupidity

"Speaking of eugenics, I saw this great episode of The Twilight Zone..."

Monday, October 14, 2013

From facebook, first day of classes:
I was about to take attendance when a student in the front row writes their name on a piece of paper, folds it and puts it in front of them.
Me: "Oh, a name plate. I feel like I'm at the UN, but with less chemical weapons."
Student: "So far."
Me: "I think I was just threatened."