Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Celebrity Guest Stupidity

(Courtesy of one of my favorite artists, to both MPH and I:) "You know what I tell young people who are thinking about having kids?  Use a condom."

Road rage

(In the car going around a curve on the inside, yelling at someone trying to pass him:) "Pi R Squared, bitch!"

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Guest Stupidity

"You can't call shotgun on a [human] centipede!"

Monday, February 17, 2014

(After whacking his head:) "I taste pain!"

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Monday, February 10, 2014

Guest rant -- Amen!

"I want civil rights, respect and a healthy attitude about getting laid, ladies!  Otherwise, why bother?"