Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Guest stupidity

(About a smartphone battery:) "It died faster than a sympathetic character on Game of Thrones!"

Sunday, July 27, 2014

guest stupidity

"At some point I am going to crush your soul and it's gonna be funny as hell."

Sunday, July 13, 2014

guest stupidity

"Oh my god that's so cute! I think my uterus just skipped a beat."

Sunday, July 6, 2014

(In class:) "You don't realize it, but I taught you how to make an atomic bomb in week 3."