(After a late night trip to the emergency room on the way home from Atlantic City, due to a bee sting): "My night is summed up in two cups.  One is from Starbucks and one's from the ER."

This was coming home from our cousin, Jimmie Rivera's, last fight before being signed to UFC.  Tomorrow night he is fighting his third bout with them!  This seemed timely.  I should add that before his last fight, I sliced my finger open with a bread knife and wound up in the ER for stitches afterwards....so there seems to be a trend with us winding up with emergency visits that coincide with these events.  I think we will both be extra careful tomorrow!

Overheard...

...at work in NYC (where there were heat advisories and unusually heavy Friday commuter traffic): "It's not the heat it's the humanity."

(In reference to writing a question for a test:) "There's a difference between 'fair' and 'fuck that'."

"The soundtrack to punching shit: Survivor."

Guest Stupidity

"The couple that steals babies together, stays together."

Guest Stupidity

"Careful, last time I did that someone lost a side mirror."

Guest Stupidity

"This is what you do when someone starts throwing fireballs: giggle uncontrollably."