Guest "Stupidity"

"Nerds will save our society."

(While this was brilliant on its own, we were talking about how sloppily most people dress and how a brave few are bringing back proper dress, appreciation of the arts, etc., and how wonderful it is.  Proof that the theatre table is the best table at any event.)

Guest Stupidity

(While watching a tap routine on TV, not performed on tap boards or in any way mic-ed:) "Turn your shoes up!"

Guest Stupidity

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(MPH paraphrased something I said, on Twitter:) "Who would want to call themselves a proud sponsor of the Eagles... Duracell would be good, I guess. #DCellDodgeball"

Oh sorority chicks...

"It's like, yes, Virginia, there is a sluttyclause."

Careful on the road

"That's what a y-wing is like!  It's like a Chevy Suburban with guns strapped to it."

Guest Stupidity

"I'm mixing vodka and EmergenC.  I call it an Immunopolitan."

No one-day sales

"That's the magic of my butt."

Like basil?

"Hugs from you are like the seasoning to my day.  It's the squeezening."