Guest stupidity

(MPH's cousin, Iceman) "I'm never getting married- (to us) no offense - it's going to be baby mama #1 and baby mama #2, that's it."

Guest stupidity!

(From my staff member Ann, a fellow rollergirl:) "Sharing the love means taking the bitch down with you."

"You know, if we never have kids, we should adopt (our friend) Brie.  That way, we can be proud of how far she's come as a scientist, and at the same time, disappointed at some of her life choices.  It's the total child experience."

"Squee needs a Christmas episode....well, I guess first she needs a show."

(On our vacation to Montauk, in the very quiet off-season:) "No students, no questions.  Just you, me, and my thoughts.  Threesome."

"You're beautiful when you're not coughing up phlegm."

MPH has a new friend.....

MPH was out working on his new bike last night, when what should land on the planter nearby but....

 Yup, that's a pigeon, just a couple of feet away.

This bird stuck around for something like an hour, in spite of movement, noise, things dropping, him hitting the planter (incidentally, not on purpose), and me opening the door 5 feet away and coming out to help. At some point my head was about 18" away from it.  Yes, it was alive -- it was looking around and moving while it was sitting there, and eventually flew away after whacking its head on the porch ceiling about 50 times.  I've dubbed him "Sir Gives No Fucks."