Guest Stupidity

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(MPH paraphrased something I said, on Twitter:) "Who would want to call themselves a proud sponsor of the Eagles... Duracell would be good, I guess. #DCellDodgeball"

Oh sorority chicks...

"It's like, yes, Virginia, there is a sluttyclause."

Careful on the road

"That's what a y-wing is like!  It's like a Chevy Suburban with guns strapped to it."

Guest Stupidity

"I'm mixing vodka and EmergenC.  I call it an Immunopolitan."

No one-day sales

"That's the magic of my butt."

Like basil?

"Hugs from you are like the seasoning to my day.  It's the squeezening."