"I don't think strippers existed until Warrant's 'Cherry Pie' allowed them to."
Monday, November 4, 2013
(In regards to my mentioning that the Twitter posts I'm mentioned in get favorited by famous people:) "That's right honey. Follow me, I'll lead you to the promised land. Not sure where that is. I think it's by Costco."
"Nerd girl quote of the day: Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the sheets."
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
(While watching a news article about biomimicry in robotics, regarding a pincer fashioned after a fish fin, designed for flexibility:) "When the machines rise up, at least they'll squeeze your head gently before separating it from your body."
"Speaking of eugenics, I saw this great episode of The Twilight Zone..."
Monday, October 14, 2013
From facebook, first day of classes:
I
was about to take attendance when a student in the front row writes
their name on a piece of paper, folds it and puts it in front of them. Me: "Oh, a name plate. I feel like I'm at the UN, but with less chemical weapons." Student: "So far." Me: "I think I was just threatened."
