guest stupidity

"Oh my god that's so cute! I think my uterus just skipped a beat."

(In class:) "You don't realize it, but I taught you how to make an atomic bomb in week 3."

(After making a pot reference in class that most of the students missed, quoting Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:) "'What kind of Ivy League school is this?'"
(Several students, almost simultaneously:) "Not Brown."

"You can eat it, just let me throw things at it first."

(In a panicked tone:) "My pants have lapels!"

 So Blogger kind of sucks and won't embed the video, so please check it out on YouTube, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4QnAj-Yb4&feature=youtu.be&a

This is the final final lecture speech -- how MPH wraps up his Physics class.  Please share, it's pretty brilliant!  Not included: the standing ovation he got from his class.  No joke, butts were out of seats.  Those kids loved him.

Guest stupidity

"It's my goal to be a farmer with a PhD."