"I always confuse Snoopy and Flashdance."

Guest stupidity

"When Justin Timberlake delivers sexy, will I have to tip him?"

guest stupidity

"I don't want to lose a fight to a woman dressed like a sheep."

Guest stupidity

(About a smartphone battery:) "It died faster than a sympathetic character on Game of Thrones!"

guest stupidity

"At some point I am going to crush your soul and it's gonna be funny as hell."

guest stupidity

"Oh my god that's so cute! I think my uterus just skipped a beat."

(In class:) "You don't realize it, but I taught you how to make an atomic bomb in week 3."