Stupid Things my Physicist Husband Says

Sunday, May 24, 2015

"Every time I hear about another senator involved in a sex scandal I think, 'Yes! My gay agenda is working!'"

(Regarding Passion Parties): "It's a pyramid scheme with more vibrators."

"I'm bad at BDSM. It's 50 Shades of Phil!"

"That's Showtime for you. 'Sexy sexy history' should be their tagline."

"You're like the Fresh Prince of Westminster Palace."

'My field of fucks is sown with salt."

"I happen to enjoy meningitis more than I enjoy condoms. ...in commercial form, anyway."