Guest Stupidity

"You know me, I always vote for the devil you know (and have complicated emotional history with)."

Guest Stupidity

"It's a good thing paper isn't claustrophobic."

Guest Stupidity

"Every time I hear about another senator involved in a sex scandal I think, 'Yes! My gay agenda is working!'"

(Regarding Passion Parties): "It's a pyramid scheme with more vibrators."

"I'm bad at BDSM. It's 50 Shades of Phil!"

Guest stupidity

"That's Showtime for you.  'Sexy sexy history' should be their tagline."

guest stupidity

"You're like the Fresh Prince of Westminster Palace."