Guest stupidity

"It's not like anyone is going to spontaneously dive into Sam's chest-"
"Except that you did!"

Guest Stupidity

"It's like 50 Shades of Workplace Harassment!"

"I always confuse Snoopy and Flashdance."

Guest stupidity

"When Justin Timberlake delivers sexy, will I have to tip him?"

guest stupidity

"I don't want to lose a fight to a woman dressed like a sheep."

Guest stupidity

(About a smartphone battery:) "It died faster than a sympathetic character on Game of Thrones!"

guest stupidity

"At some point I am going to crush your soul and it's gonna be funny as hell."