Guest Stupidity

"This fabric is beautiful and makes me want to murder babies."

(About Rush Limbaugh:) "You can hear the serifs in his voice."

Guest Stupidity

"What's that line from Romeo and Juliet?  Names, roses, suck?  A rose by any other name would be a hot UPS man?"

Guest stupidity

"It's not like anyone is going to spontaneously dive into Sam's chest-"
"Except that you did!"

Guest Stupidity

"It's like 50 Shades of Workplace Harassment!"

"I always confuse Snoopy and Flashdance."

Guest stupidity

"When Justin Timberlake delivers sexy, will I have to tip him?"