Guest Stupidity

"Bippity boppity bo-yah."

Guest Stupidity

"Remember when celebrities wore clothes?"

(Talking about candle scents, it was decided that my stripper name should be "Pineapple Flame.") "Pineapple Flame.  Finally, a stripper name that means something to you but also communicates that you'll take it in the ass if you get enough money."

Guest Stupidity

(After I texted with perceived plot holes while watching Frozen for the first time): "DON'T OVERTHINK DISNEY MAGIC"

Guest Stupidity

(Regarding the NY Mets): "They have a great talent for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory."

"It's all about the thin veneer of maturity.  Put that on my tombstone after I die doing something stupid."

(After testing some clearance wine sold in a glorified juice box): "This gives boxed wine a bad name, and that's saying something."