Partially Guest...Brilliance

(Originally posted on Facebook:) "(OP's) wife insisted on putting Sesame Street on Netflix for (his infant daughter). Out came Elmo, that fuzzy, falsetto-voiced hellspawn. (OP)'s daughter squealed in delight.

The dark times have begun.

(OP) Foolish girl to attack me so obviously. George Carlin specials are now on a loop at the (OP's) house. One does not topple a Sith with a mere pupic-thatch of a puppet. 

(MPH) Your overconfidence is your weakness. 

(OP) Your faith in Jim Henson is YOURS!"