(After spilling some yeast on the floor): "c'mere you little rhizomes....yeast is a rhizome, right?"
Sunday, July 24, 2011
(To one of CN's ever-present ads directed at getting kiddos to leave their fast-food jobs and go to college online): "Are you kidding me? You have a corndog on your hat that spins. You're doing great."
Sunday, July 17, 2011
"Please pay attention to the size of my onion."
Saturday, July 16, 2011
"Please pay attention to the size of my onion."
Friday, July 15, 2011
"You weave a tapestry of awesome."
Thursday, July 14, 2011
(A student asks him if he charges people for hypnosis): "No, they pay me."
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
(To his watch:) "How do you like that, bitch? The power of Christ compells you!"
