Sunday, November 25, 2012

(Talking about when he was in school:) "That was back when I was just a little amazing. ...I was humble once, too."

Monday, November 19, 2012

Shameless Self-Promotion

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(Placing a steak in the broiler:) "Go go Maillard Reaction!"

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Big 3-0!

(If I recall, we were watching one of the Harry Potter movies:) "Ha! Five year olds didn't get the goat rape joke. That's for me!"

Happy birthday MPH!!

Saturday, November 17, 2012

In Honor Of Thanksgiving

(Christmas eve, as a turkey is being prepared.  Makes what is presumably a turkey noise:) "I can commune with animals.  I am the Turkey Whisperer."

Friday, November 16, 2012

(Heading into a Chinese restaurant, after sitting in the car for long enough to get to the refrain on a popular Indian song and doing a proper bit of in-seat dancing along:) "I'm an honorary Desi.  I have instant access to trains in the event of an impromptu music video.  ...that might be the greatest sentence I've ever said in my life."

Monday, November 12, 2012

(Cooking an apple mixture for dessert:) "I just made the universe.  It's in my pan."

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Guest Stupidity

"Gay men horde horrible things."  Our designer, referring to the masses of vintage 70s garments borrowed (or from his own collection) for our next show.