Sunday, January 11, 2015

(Dejectedly:)  "My jazz hands are out of frame."

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Guest stupidity

"I just want to give a pumpkin spice blowjob is all."

Thursday, January 1, 2015

(Directing me to a particular liqueur in the bar:) "If the bottle was a person, Sir Mix-a-Lot would love it."