Thursday, September 26, 2013

Guest "Stupidity"

"Nerds will save our society."

(While this was brilliant on its own, we were talking about how sloppily most people dress and how a brave few are bringing back proper dress, appreciation of the arts, etc., and how wonderful it is.  Proof that the theatre table is the best table at any event.)

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Guest Stupidity

(While watching a tap routine on TV, not performed on tap boards or in any way mic-ed:) "Turn your shoes up!"

Monday, September 16, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013

(MPH paraphrased something I said, on Twitter:) "Who would want to call themselves a proud sponsor of the Eagles... Duracell would be good, I guess. #DCellDodgeball"

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Oh sorority chicks...

"It's like, yes, Virginia, there is a sluttyclause."

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Careful on the road

"That's what a y-wing is like!  It's like a Chevy Suburban with guns strapped to it."

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Guest Stupidity

"I'm mixing vodka and EmergenC.  I call it an Immunopolitan."

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Like basil?

"Hugs from you are like the seasoning to my day.  It's the squeezening."