Sunday, July 28, 2013

(Comparing himself to a self-immolating Buddhist monk, but using a citronella oil as a propellant so as to be conscientious of bystanders:) "I achieve enlightenment, you achieve a bug-free picnic."

Friday, July 19, 2013

Slummin'

"My mind, it's a scary place to be.  It's the low-rent district of the human experience."

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Guest stupidity

"It's like a Rick Moranis movie: Honey, I'm in the Bible!"

Monday, July 8, 2013

Work


He stopped into work one day while I was busy in a fitting, and started checking out the various stuff piled on my desk, including the latest rehearsal report (we're working on Jesus Christ Superstar).  Eventually he left and I finished and returned to my desk, to find this annotation:

Friday, July 5, 2013

Bad things

(While watching the premier of True Blood, which included the implication of a three-way with Alcide:) "Man, I need to graduate Carnegie Mellon and become Pack Master."

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

During class

Say hello to his little friend...a 10" Newtonian telescope.  

 Through which we checked out the moon!

Monday, July 1, 2013

Lettuce

(After gesturing wildly with a head of lettuce:) "In fact, it's so serious, it's lettuce-worthy."