Saturday, December 24, 2011

(after I finished crocheting a last minute gift:) "Nothing says 'I love you' like a cephalopod I knitted myself."

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

(While watching Easy A, they get something physics-related totally wrong:) "Aw, dumb physics ruining hot woman. Makes my brain hurt and my penis sad."

Sunday, December 11, 2011

I'd need to drink more to be this stupid.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

"I am the fucking Half-Blood Prince of the kitchen."

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

(regarding decorating the Christmas tree:) "Let's put on a Christmas movie and deck this bitch."

Picture of the decked bitch will be posted tomorrow!