Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Merry Christmas!

(Visiting my parents in CT, doing some last minute shopping, my mother commented to a store employee about the fact that they were putting out supplies for all of the upcoming spring holidays, up to and including Easter:) "Not even born yet and we're burying Him."

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Overheard in Class

(Discussing the results of a midterm:) "Instead of Watteau, I called them Wizzau Pleats, like that terrible actor from The Room!"

Monday, December 16, 2013

Guest Stupidity

The Seven of Diamonds is the bondage card."

Go see Nothing to Hide...if you can!  It was amazing!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Guest Stupidity

(At a production meeting:) "No one utters the phrase 'utter crap' like you."

Monday, December 9, 2013

Guest Stupidity

"We're tasting extinct bananas.  It's like eating a dinosaur."

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Guest Stupidity

(During a fitting, adding a Roman-looking cloak to his costume for a masquerade scene:) "Friends, Romans, Countrymen...fuck it, we're partying."

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

(While reading this blog, having forgotten saying most of the things posted, and being thoroughly amused by them:) "It's like a mobius strip of forgetfulness and fun."