Thursday, April 24, 2014

Guest stupidity

(Regarding how hair should be styled for a dance piece:) "You're on the couch, drinking wine, eating ice cream, and watching He's Just Not That Into You on repeat."
(Note: she was doing none of these.)

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

(To a Jehovah's Witness at the door:) "No thank you, we're scientists."

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

"You might notice the couscous math on the fridge."

Monday, April 7, 2014

(On the futility of doing magic tricks for infants:) "Object permanence is magical."