Saturday, January 28, 2012

(Admiring a freshly-cooked steak:) "My meat is paparazzi worthy!"

Saturday, January 21, 2012

(Dancing around the kitchen, flailing:) "In my world there is little difference between dancing and boxing."

Sunday, January 15, 2012

(Over Christmas, discussing with his high-school friends ex-girlfriends who none of them particularly liked:) "Well, I was young and impressionable and she had big boobs, what do you expect?"

Thursday, January 12, 2012

(While drinking a lot at a friend's wedding, after insulting the maid of honor:) "Remember when I had an inner monologue?  That was nice."

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

(While watching CNN:) "Damn you Anderson Cooper and your rugged good looks!"