(Admiring a freshly-cooked steak:) "My meat is paparazzi worthy!"
Saturday, January 28, 2012
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Sunday, January 15, 2012
(Over Christmas, discussing with his high-school friends ex-girlfriends who none of them particularly liked:) "Well, I was young and impressionable and she had big boobs, what do you expect?"
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