Sunday, September 27, 2015
"Tesla is like the bacon of scientists."
(After a co-worker refused to sing along to Frozen:) "Leslie wants to build a snowman, unlike SOME people."
Friday, July 3, 2015
Sunday, June 28, 2015
(Talking about candle scents, it was decided that my stripper name should be "Pineapple Flame.") "Pineapple Flame. Finally, a stripper name that means something to you but also communicates that you'll take it in the ass if you get enough money."
Posted by Caroline9L at 5:26 PM
Sunday, May 24, 2015
"It's all about the thin veneer of maturity. Put that on my tombstone after I die doing something stupid."
Posted by Caroline9L at 9:15 AM
(After testing some clearance wine sold in a glorified juice box): "This gives boxed wine a bad name, and that's saying something."
(Regarding Passion Parties): "It's a pyramid scheme with more vibrators."
Posted by Caroline9L at 9:09 AM
"I'm bad at BDSM. It's 50 Shades of Phil!"
Posted by Caroline9L at 9:08 AM