Guest Stupidity

Courtesy of one of my coworkers -- at the department holiday party, during a trivia game, after a large number of Jewish students could not properly identify which direction menorah candles are lit: "Do we get a prize for the worst Jew ever?"

Guest...not-really-stupidity

Courtesy of my brother...thank him every time you do this!

"How old is too old to put on your high beams on a snowy night and pretend you're Han Solo entering hyperspace?"