Thursday, October 31, 2013
Guest Stupidity
"Tootsie Rolls are the pennies of Halloween."
Friday, October 25, 2013
Guest Stupidity
"Nerd girl quote of the day: Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the sheets."
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
(While watching a news article about biomimicry in robotics, regarding a pincer fashioned after a fish fin, designed for flexibility:) "When the machines rise up, at least they'll squeeze your head gently before separating it from your body."
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Guest Stupidity
"Speaking of eugenics, I saw this great episode of The Twilight Zone..."
Monday, October 14, 2013
From facebook, first day of classes:
I
was about to take attendance when a student in the front row writes
their name on a piece of paper, folds it and puts it in front of them.
Me: "Oh, a name plate. I feel like I'm at the UN, but with less chemical weapons."
Student: "So far."
Me: "I think I was just threatened."
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