Celebrity Guest Stupidity

(Courtesy of one of my favorite artists, to both MPH and I:) "You know what I tell young people who are thinking about having kids?  Use a condom."

Road rage

(In the car going around a curve on the inside, yelling at someone trying to pass him:) "Pi R Squared, bitch!"

Guest Stupidity

"You can't call shotgun on a [human] centipede!"

(After whacking his head:) "I taste pain!"

Guest Stupidity

"My toe is a pudgy butt."

Guest rant -- Amen!

"I want civil rights, respect and a healthy attitude about getting laid, ladies!  Otherwise, why bother?"