(In a panicked tone:) "My pants have lapels!"

 So Blogger kind of sucks and won't embed the video, so please check it out on YouTube, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4QnAj-Yb4&feature=youtu.be&a

This is the final final lecture speech -- how MPH wraps up his Physics class.  Please share, it's pretty brilliant!  Not included: the standing ovation he got from his class.  No joke, butts were out of seats.  Those kids loved him.

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"It's my goal to be a farmer with a PhD."