Stupid Things my Physicist Husband Says
You'd think he'd be smart.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
(Dejectedly:) "My jazz hands are out of frame."
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Guest stupidity
"I just want to give a pumpkin spice blowjob is all."
Thursday, January 1, 2015
(Directing me to a particular liqueur in the bar:) "If the bottle was a person, Sir Mix-a-Lot would love it."
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