Guest Stupidity

"The couple that steals babies together, stays together."

Guest Stupidity

"Careful, last time I did that someone lost a side mirror."

Guest Stupidity

"This is what you do when someone starts throwing fireballs: giggle uncontrollably."

"Tesla is like the bacon of scientists."

(After a co-worker refused to sing along to Frozen:) "Leslie wants to build a snowman, unlike SOME people."

Guest Stupidity

"Bippity boppity bo-yah."