Guest stupidity

"That's Showtime for you.  'Sexy sexy history' should be their tagline."

guest stupidity

"You're like the Fresh Prince of Westminster Palace."

guest stupidity

'My field of fucks is sown with salt."

"I happen to enjoy meningitis more than I enjoy condoms.  ...in commercial form, anyway."

(Dejectedly:)  "My jazz hands are out of frame."

Guest stupidity

"I just want to give a pumpkin spice blowjob is all."

(Directing me to a particular liqueur in the bar:) "If the bottle was a person, Sir Mix-a-Lot would love it."